I'm Igor Pachmelnik Zakusov
And I'm an engineer!
Just let me take my breakfast first,
Cornflakes, vodka anb beer!
And then I'll show you all of mine constructions everywhere.
I can explain the world for you,
All i need is chair.
I build a many buildings,
Well some of them have failed.
I had to leave my country,
so trough the sea I sailed!
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
I think, we'll put this thing right there,
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
What the f*ck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear.
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
Ou sh*t, I think I' outta here!
I build a lot of bridges,
Some of the even dance.
My buildings are very secure!
Intruders have no chance!
You want to drive a broken car?
I can help you in this!
No wheel? No tire? No problem!
Those parts I never miss!
I drive my tractor like a boss,
See what jump I just did?
You say this is impossible?
Just like I give a sh*t!
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
I think, we'll put this thing right there,
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
What the f*ck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear.
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
Ou sh*t, I think I' outta here!
I'm an engineer,
And I'm having good time now.
Physical calculate?
What does it means I don't know.
You know learning by doing?
Well, I do andyou learn.
Let me make my work here first,
And then there is your turn.
I feel very well,
I get paid more than you,
'cuz I'm an engineer,
And who are you? Repair crew!
My good diploma gives me jobs,
Although I didn't study,
I simply got this from a friend,
As a Birthday gift from buddy!
Since I traveled everywhere,
And sometimes build a road,
You say it's bad, but I'm a pro!
I piss in expert mode!
My bicycle is wearing shoes,
Shovel bazooka is in use,
Oven in my car melting ore,
I have an airbag in tractor!
I once tried to catch the Sun,
And dirty brick to wash.
Now I say: My work here is done!
Was hard day, oh my gosh.
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
I think, we'll put this thing right there,
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
What the f*ck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
I think, we'll put this thing right there,
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
What the f*ck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear.
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
Ou sh*t, I think I' outta here!
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
I think, we'll put this thing right there,
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
What the f*ck just happened here?
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
With epic skill and epic gear.
Trust me, I'm an engineer!
Ou sh*t, I think I' outta here!
