Oh, the seme outside is frightful,
But the yaoi so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let Him Blow! Let Him Blow! Let Him Blow!
He doesn't show signs of stopping,
And he?s got some corn to pop in,
The uke tears start to flow,
Let Me Go! Let Me Go! Let Me Go!
When he finally uses tongue,
never knew how awesome kissing could be,
but then I found out that you were hung,
i screamed an octave above C !
The tears are slowly drying,
And, my dear, your love is trying,
But as long as you love me so,
I don?t know! Yaoi woe! Let him Blow!
When I finally escape tonight,
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But since you crammed me hard and tight,
Deep in my seat I'll be warm.
Oh, the seme outside is frightful,
But the yaoi so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let Him Blow! Let Him Blow! Let Him Blow!