Alba s touto skladbou:
World's Worst Musical,
Conspiricist:
IN JULY OF ‘69
WE BLASTED OFF TO SPACE
TO BEAT THE RUSSIANS TO THE MOON
AND WIN THE GREAT SPACE RACE
BUT DID WE EVER REALLY GO
OR WAS IT ALL A LIE
I POSIT THAT IT’S JUST A HOAX
AND NOW I’LL TELL YOU WHY
TELL YOU, TELL YOU WHY
Guy:
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY
TELL ME, TELL ME WHY
Conspiricist:
Well...
IT WAS A HOAX THAT SUMMER EVE
THEY SHOWED IT ON TV
BUT THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA
AND EVERYTHING WE SEE
THEY FILMED IT ON A SOUND STAGE
IN AREA 51
THEY THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB
Train Gentlemen:
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...
THEY THINK THE PUBLIC’S DUMB...
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
A LIAR, A LOUT AND A LOON
HIS ARGUMENT’S HOLLOW, ELEVENTH APOLLO
LANDED ON THE MOON
A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
HISTORY SAYS THAT IT’S SO
I THINK THAT YOU’LL FIND THAT YOU CAN’T CHANGE OUR MIND
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO!
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO
ALL WE’LL SAY IS NO
Conspiricist:
THEY GOT SOME LIGHTS AND RIGGED THEM UP
TO REPLICATE THE SUN
A BIG MISTAKE TWO SHADOWS MAKE
OF SUNS, THERE’S ONLY ONE
THEIR FOOTPRINTS WERE FORMED PERFECTLY
OLD GLORY WAVED WITH GRACE
THAT’S QUITE A FEAT UPON THE MOON
Low gravity, in space...
Train Gentlemen:
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
COMMUTERS & CONSPIRICIST
LOW GRAVITY IN SPACE
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S A JOKE
THE FACTS ARE BLACK AND WHITE
YOU CANNOT PROCLAIM THAT THEY FALSELY EXCLAIMED
‘ONE SMALL STEP!’ THAT NIGHT
A HOAX, A HOAX?
IT WASN’T A JOKE
NASA SAYS THAT IT’S TRUE
YOU MUST BELIEVE US, THEY WOULDN’T DECEIVE US,
WE WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
WON’T AGREE WITH YOU
Conspiricist:
HERE’S THE BIGGEST FACT MY FRIEND
THE ONE YOU CAN’T REFUSE
IN FORTY YEARS WE’VE NOT BEEN BACK
SINCE 1972
SO WHY IS THAT? WHY NOT RETURN?
WHAT IS THERE TO HIDE?
IT’S THAT WE NEVER LANDED THERE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
Train Gentlemen:
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S ALL A BIG FAT LIE
A HOAX, A HOAX
THIS MAN’S NO JOKE
THE FACTS ARE TERRIBLY GREY
YOU STAND AT YOUR ALTAR AND NEVER DID FALTER
Conspiricist:
OPINIONS START TO SWAY
Train Gentlemen:
A HOAX, A HOAX
THE BIGGEST OF JOKES
CONSPIRACY RUNS DEEP
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE LYIN’ BUT NOW WE’RE DENYIN’
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP
MANKIND’S GIANT LEAP
Conspiricist:
I’VE GIVEN YOU A GIFT MY FRIENDS
A TRUTH I ASK YOU SHARE
ENLIGHTEN ALL THE PEOPLE WHO
BELIEVE WITHOUT A CARE
AND AS FOR ME, I TAKE MY LEAVE,
ACROSS THE NATION WIDE
TO TELL ALL OF THE COMMON FOLK
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
THE LANDING WAS A LIE
All:
THE LANDING WAS A LIE!
Conspiricist:
With apologies to Neil and Buzz,
I say the landing never was!
All:
HOAX!
