A cricketing legend all Australian boy
A real bloke’s bloke ‘n we all loved him for it
But he’s got a zipper problem and It’s affecting his game
So Warnie put your wanger away
Warnie put your wanger away
That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day
You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away
(your turn)
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away
Caught out drinkin’ and smokin’ and drugs mate
I’ll take care of all that you just get on with the game
And keep it in the crease where it’s supposed to be
And give them dirty bird numbers to me mates and me, mate
Asked 500 sheilas would they sleep with ya Shane
And over 75% of ‘em said, “never again”
So take a tip from Russell Crowe and do what he asked
And stick that fuckin’ phone up ya fuckin’ arse
Warnie put your wanger away
That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day
You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away
(your turn)
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away
So keep your cock in it’s box, is what I’m tryin’ to say
And stay away from pommie sheilas like that Paula Yates
She started the trend and now it seems to be catchin’
Poms fuckin’ the Aussies and keepin’ the ashes
Warnie put your wanger away
That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day
You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away
(everybody)
Warnie put your wanger away
That pecker’s gonna get you into trouble one day
You stick to the cricket, I’ll do the rootin’ for Australia
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warney put your wanger away
(your turn)
Warnie put your wanger away, Mate
Warnie put your wanger away