Well I wish you'd shut your mouth now.
What is it this time?
If it ain't your momma's heart attack it's the fact your dog has died.
Well the neighbours are calling you crazy cos you put shoes on the cat.
You're six feet tall you weigh 93 pounds and you worry bout being fat.
Chorus: What you are?
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
And it's a driving me crazy baby.
Well you tell me there's too many people and there ain't enough to eat.
We're gonna die from evolution and the food is making us weak.
Well the water is contaminated and crime is on the rise.
The kids they're all O.D.ing and the trees are all gonna die.
Chorus: What you are?
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
And it's a driving me crazy baby.
Well you won't go out at night time cos you're scared of being mugged.
Moral disintegration and the telephone is bugged.
Well you tell me that X-rated movies they're ruining peoples minds.
You're just about to worry me to death I guess there ain't no use in trying.
Chorus: What you are?
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
And it's a driving me crazy baby.
One more time boys.
Chorus: What you are?
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
You're just a worry wart.
And it's a driving me crazy baby.
That's all she wrote.
