Okay, this next song was originally done by the Barbarians and it's dedicated to the fantabulous Dave Clark Five.
You be walking down the street and you be looking fine in your high heel sneakers with your wig hat on your head.
You be looking fine in your white lipstick and your Cleopatra eye make-up.
You be looking fine in your hip hugger trousers and your beatle boots.
Then all of a sudden these rednecks come a driving by.
Creeping up slowly behind you in their run down truck.
And just before they pull the trigger they roll down the window and they scream at you...
Hey! Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, huh, woah, well alright, here I come, woah, ooh.
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
You're always wearing skintight pants.
You put the boys and girls in some kind of trance.
In your skintight pants you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you look like a girl - yeah.
I've seen you walking down the street in your hip hugger trousers and your psychedelic tie.
You got your hair teased up like Dusty Springfield.
You got all your fingernails painted bright red.
Are you Ringo?
Are you a boy tell me or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you sure do look just like a g-h-girl a g-h-girl.
You may be a boy but hey you look like a girl.
Here we go.
Hey, you look like a girl .
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
You may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
Yes you do .
Like a , just like a girl.