Well, youâre just like a club fag wearing Doc Martens
Get a pair of chukas or some checkerboard slip-ons
Worship Jeff Spicoli not Chris Cornell
Get a pair of Vans or God will send you to Hell
To HellâŚ
You think Doc Martens are the coolest invention Listen | Buy
Since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone elseâs kitchen
The plain truth is that you just plain suck
So why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Iâm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Donât wear no Doc Martens
Canât wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socksâŚ
If you want to wear them you donât have to ride a skateboard
You can even wear them with a pair of old cords
Someoneâll probably tell you that theyâre not in trend
Just tell them thatâs the reason why you donât have any friends
No friendsâŚ
I donât wanna hear about alternative footwear
And I donât wanna hear about your new hair-do
I donât give a shit about you stupid motherfuckers
âCause I just wanna get a pair of olive green chukas!
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Iâm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Donât wear no Doc Martens
Canât wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socksâŚ
Vans in my head
Vans on my feet
My sole is on the ground when Iâm walking down the street 2, 3, 4
Donât wear no Doc Martens
Canât wear no Birkenstocks
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots and a smelly old pair of socksâŚ
