(B. Cummings)
Glamour boy
Get your costume on, you got âem lined up waitinâ for you
Glamour boy
You got âem standingâ in the aisles, donât hang âem up
For $25,000 you can look like a woman tonight
For $25,000 I think itâll work out right
I think itâll work out
You never know how youâll ride it
Think itâll work out
Glamour boy
Youâve been tops for awhile with a million dollar smile
Glamour boy
You got rave reviews and youâre front page news
For $37,000 you can look like your sister tonight
For $37,000 I think itâll work out right
I think itâll work out
You never know how youâll ride it
Think itâll work out
So spin with the archer and laugh in his face as he cocks his bow
Steal from his mistress as sheâs makinâ love to your family and be aware that thereâs not many there
Who want to take time to sing and play an honest song for the people no more
"Ladies and Gentlemen, a warm space age welcome if you will
for the most phenomenal group of the century, RICKY AND THE BALLOONS"
Glamour boy
Youâve really had your fill and itâs all downhill
Glamour boy
Youâve got tales to tell when you see your old friends
For $49,000 you can look like a woman tonight
For $49,000 I think itâll work out right
I think itâll work out
You never know how youâll ride it
Think itâll work out
