Later at lunch with the taco lettuce crunch crunch
She sets herself apart the bunch.
How bad does she seem?
She makes me wanna scream.
On the phone with the West Glen Ellen rest home
Talking up a tattle tome:
How bad does she seem?
She makes me wanna scream.
My mom is gonna babysit tonight;
Did you hear Melinda got into a fight;
You whore you bitch she said, well then it serves her right.
Talking all mad you know she really isnât being sad:
Her baby daddyâs name is Tad.
How bad does she seem?
She makes me wanna scream.
Well yesterday you know she didnât none of that to say:
She queen-bee turned and walked away.
How bad does she seem?
She makes me wanna scream.
Then boyfriend calls her up on the other line;
She tells him sweetie sweetie sweetie mine, but he spaces out and thinks to himself all the time:
My babyâs got a stick stuck out her beak,
My baby takes a drink out of the leak,
My babyâs got a blue-green sweater,
And a nest down by the creek.
Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom
Cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep.
Where did you for lunchtime go?
Did Kevin and Jenny show?
Do you wanna go out tonight?
No.
Plume bloom bloom blaby bloom
Cheep cheep beep bee-bee beep.
Remember that girl down the end?
She was my friend.
But just now sheâs angry came up
And said Youâre so so stupâ
Itâs all disrupâ
Youâre blah blah this this that so now shâup
You messed it up.
Remember that girlfriend of Alâs?
Weâll we were pals.
Today she was angry came up
And said Youâre so so stupâ
Itâs all disrupâ
Youâre blah blah this this that so now shâup
You messed me up.
Then Tony of the Franklin Park hockey club
Went to Gunzoâs and bought a goalie glove.
Jessica was âposed to meet him back on Mannheim
Kitchen back door by all the grease and grime:
Was a little bird at my window
Said that heâs been messing round;
Heâs working up the courage so to leave you;
Heâs getting ready to say he doesnât love you.
Well Tony took it all in stride
Said donât be silly but wondered who had spied.
Jessica was driving down Wolf Road
Roll up the windows baby talk in code.
Iâm the little bird at your back door
Said your true loveâs let you down.
Iâm the little bird through your chimney
Said heâs been running round;
Heâs working up the courage so to leave you;
Heâs getting ready to say he donât love you.
Then she bumped into purses stole a credit card;
Writing Chris Michaels, no it wasnât hard.
Number five terminal with a yogurt cup,
Reading a young miss as she slurps it up;
Nasty message when he donât pick up.
Layover Aden watch the local news;
99 and humid Oh the Red Sea blues
Landing at Delhi take a third class train;
Umbrella vendor in the autumn rain.
Then the cops come by and ask your name.
With his chillum and chillum-chee
The cazee sentences me;
So now go where youâre supposed to be
And give up your Devi Desi.
Iâs paraded on through the choke
When my leg irons broke
And my bicycle wheel spoke:
The Bombay armyâs no joke.
On the top of a Naracan Dam
Started our picnic then Bam!
My Devi ân me had to scram:
Quick down to Madras aâlamb.
Thought as a tindal that I could blend
As I got to pretend,
From laziness, the gang defend:
pick up your pick axe and rend!
Fasten your seatbelt and take hold of my arm
Thatâs what she said before setting off my alarm:
Baby gotta go baby gotta go.
I know
Sheâs gonna go
I know
Sheâs gonna go
Down in Columbo girl whatever you want
But the surf and cobras, tigers all taunt:
Baby gotta go baby gotta go.
I know
Sheâs gonna go
I know
Sheâs gonna go.