Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
You think your little
Sparta kittys so bad
you ain't seen nothing
till you seen this little asshole cat
He's like a magic little demon
and when I throw him outdoors,
I slam it shut and turn around
and there he is on the floor
And when I look into his eyes
I can tell what he's thinking
"I'm gonna smash your throat when you sleeping"
And I don't wanna hurt him
I don't mean to abuse but when we battle
he cheats and I always lose
Whenever we have company
I'm checkin' they're feet' I hope
they got really strong
shoes cos he's got really sharp teeth
And when I wake up in the morning
I don't step outta bed
I stand up and jump away as far as I can
Cos I know he's underneath there
just awaiting for me
he's got those little swingy claws
and they're looking for feet
"Maybe he just want to play"
oh no no no it's not that
he wants to kill a man
you should see this bastard cat
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
And when comes to hide and seek
it doesn't help that he's black
he could be right in front of me
and don't know where he's at
But I don't wanna be afraid in my own home
so put some tuna in a boIwl
and then he'll leave me alone
For 5 minutes then, uh oh look who's
back he's got a belly full of food
and now it's time to attack
So I gave him a home and some love
and some food just look what he did
to the sole of my shoes
I'm gonna find ya little kitty
cos I know your around
and when I do it we're gonna take a little
drive to the pound
Won't that be be fun?
oh wait I can't do that
there's nice people at the pound
they don't deserve this cat
And besides he'd prob'ly run away
long before I even left
and when I finally came back
he'd be right there on the step
God I missed my little kitty
when I brought him home he just
this big he looked so scared and alone
Then rubbed his little head and he was
so brand new I remember looking in his eyes
and thinking "aww how cute"
And then his fluffy little paw went right through my side
I started bleeding like crazy man and I almost died
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
So pay attention to the clothes and to the shoes
that you wear when you're in my appartment
I'm warning you, you better beware
You might be used to little kittys
you might know what I did
but compared to my cat your cat is shit
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
You think your little
Sparta kittys so bad
you ain't seen nothing
till you seen this little asshole cat
He's like a magic little demon
and when I throw him outdoors,
I slam it shut and turn around
and there he is on the floor
And when I look into his eyes
I can tell what he's thinking
"I'm gonna smash your throat when you sleeping"
And I don't wanna hurt him
I don't mean to abuse but when we battle
he cheats and I always lose
Whenever we have company
I'm checkin' they're feet' I hope
they got really strong
shoes cos he's got really sharp teeth
And when I wake up in the morning
I don't step outta bed
I stand up and jump away as far as I can
Cos I know he's underneath there
just awaiting for me
he's got those little swingy claws
and they're looking for feet
"Maybe he just want to play"
oh no no no it's not that
he wants to kill a man
you should see this bastard cat
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
And when comes to hide and seek
it doesn't help that he's black
he could be right in front of me
and don't know where he's at
But I don't wanna be afraid in my own home
so put some tuna in a boIwl
and then he'll leave me alone
For 5 minutes then, uh oh look who's
back he's got a belly full of food
and now it's time to attack
So I gave him a home and some love
and some food just look what he did
to the sole of my shoes
I'm gonna find ya little kitty
cos I know your around
and when I do it we're gonna take a little
drive to the pound
Won't that be be fun?
oh wait I can't do that
there's nice people at the pound
they don't deserve this cat
And besides he'd prob'ly run away
long before I even left
and when I finally came back
he'd be right there on the step
God I missed my little kitty
when I brought him home he just
this big he looked so scared and alone
Then rubbed his little head and he was
so brand new I remember looking in his eyes
and thinking "aww how cute"
And then his fluffy little paw went right through my side
I started bleeding like crazy man and I almost died
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
Oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh kitty kitty
oh oh
