Alba s touto skladbou:
Goodnight Vienna,
A woman that I know just came from Colombia.
She smiled because I did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, uh huh.
She said it was the best in all the land.
And I said: "No no no no,
I don't smoke it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please,
it only makes me sneeze
and then it makes it hard to find the door."
A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain,
She smiled because I did not understand. (Parazzi! Parazzi! Ole!)
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of cocaine
she said it was the finest in the land.
And I said: "No no no no,
I don't sniff it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please,
it only makes me sneeze
and then it makes it hard to find the door."
A man I know just came to me from Nashville, Tennessee, Oh!
He smiled because I did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho!
He said it was the finest in the land. (And he wasn't joking!)
And I said: "No no no no,
I don't drink it no more.
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No thank you, please,
it only makes me sneeze
and then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well, I said: "No, no, no, no,
I can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please,
it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(Pozn: V některých verzích jsou slova zaměňována synonymy, také se mění pořadí slok.)
