[Cartman]
How about we sing kyles mom is a bitch in d minor
[Kyle]
I thought i told you not to call my mom a bitch cartman
[Cartman]
Well, Kyle's mom is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a Stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
[Kyle]
Shut up!
[Cartman]
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a Super king Kamehameha "biatch"!
Come on, you all know the words!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch:
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch
[Cartman]
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
She's a stupid bitch!
Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she sucks a dirty bitch
Kyle's Mom! She's a big fat, fucking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm......
Yeahhhhh...Chaaaaaaaah
(Turns to see Kyle's mom)
Aw, fuck.