(Carla:)
I've had it up to here
So let me make it very clear
Because I swear I'll never clue you in again
Every time that you profess
I come from Puerto Rico..
(Turk:)
Yes?
(Carla:)
For the last time, Turk, I'm Dominican!
(Turk:)
Don't make a big to-do
I was simply testing you
(Carla:)
Then why'd you tell J.D. our baby's blaxican?
(Turk:)
Babe, you know I know the truth
(Carla:)
Well, I need a little proof
So list all you know about me, or no sex again
(Turk:)
Uh... Let's see...
Your name is Carla
(Carla:)
Oh, yes
(Turk:)
You are Latina
(Carla:)
Impressive
(Turk:)
You're a nurse, your mother's dead
And, wait -- I got it!
Three sisters
(Carla:)
Turk!
(Turk:)
Two sisters?
Well, I'm sure you have a brother who's a huge jerk-off!
(Carla:)
Tell me, what's my middle name?
(Turk:)
Okay, I'm tired of this game
Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again
But it's not just me who gets mixed up
By all this crazy ethnic stuff!
(Todd:)
Sorry, even I know, she's Dominican!
Boo-ya!
(Carla:)
Did I grow up in Illinois or was it Michigan?
How long before we met was I in medicine?
Was our wedding song the Beatles or Led Zeppelin?
Am I freakin' Puerto Rican or Dominican?
(Turk:)
The thing is guys remember facts
Like what Derek Jeter hit last year, which was three-oh-three!
And that is why our brains are maxed
And there's no room for things like birthdays or ethnicities!
(Carla:)
Well, thank you for that glimpse into the workings of the inner man
(Turk:)
Let's talk about your job and not the fact that you're...
(Carla:)
Dominican!
(Turk:)
You're not staying home from work
(Carla:)
Will that make you happy, Turk?
(Turk:)
I'll support you if you choose to earn the Benjamins
(Carla:)
Then I'll return to work today!
Now, you're sure that that's okay?
(Turk:)
I say si which is yes in Dominican!
And Puerto Rican!
(Carla:)
Turk!
(Turk:)
But you're Dominican!
