I'll never tell (Xander e Anya)
Anya: This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maime and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I'll never tell
Xander: She is the one
Such wonderful fun
Such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her tight-
Embrace, tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that - no
I'll never tell
Xander e Anya: 'Cause there's nothing to tell
Anya: He snores
Xan: She wheezes
Anya: Say 'housework' and he freezes
Xan: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya: I talk, he breezes
Xan: She doesn't know what pleases
Anya: His penis got diseases from a Chumash tribe
Xander e Anya: The vibe gets kind of scary
Xan: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya: Like it's all just temporary
Xan: Like her toes are kind of hairy
Xan e Anya: But it's all very well
'Cause God knows I'll never tell
Anya: When things get rough he
Just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
Xan: She clings, she's needy, she's also really greedy
She never-
Anya: His eyes are really beady
Xan: This is my verse, hello!
She-
Anya: Look at me! I'm dancing crazy!
Xan e Anya: You know
Xan: You're quite the charmer
Anya: My knight in armor
Xan: You're the cutest of the Scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple - tight embrace!
Anya: He's swell
Xan: She's sweller
Anya: He'll always be my feller
Xan: That's why I'll never tell her
That I'm petrified
Anya: I've read this tale
There's wedding then betrayel
I know there'll come the day I'll want to run and hide
Xan e Anya: I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried but there's these fears I can't quell
Xan: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xan: Will our lives become too stressful if I'm never that successful
Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkley that I look like David Brinkley
Xan: Am I crazy?
Anya: Am I dreamin'?
Xan: Am I marrying a demon?
Xan e Anya: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank God I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell
Xan: My lips are sealed
Anya: I take the fifth
Xan: Nothin' to see, move it along
Xan e Anya: I'll never tell
