Hello!
Hey girl...
Whahahahaha, my name's Mr. Puta!
It's Shayla!
I fucked your mama last night ah
Her pussy's nice eh
Oh my God!
Puta madre, puta, puta madre [3x]
Puta madre
Oh my God!
Puta madre, puta, puta madre [3x]
Puta madre, I fucked your mama ah
[2x]
Hello, my name is Mr. Puta, I went to my favourite mota land, to party
I wanna hear the bass go boom boom boom
Oh my God!
I wanna hear the bass go boom boom boom
Oh my God
He turns around and points his fucking finger to the back of the line
And guess what, I had to line up for like half a fucking hour
I eventually made my way into the club
And I look around and I was like
"Where the fuck is the DJ Booth?!"
I finally found the guy that was playing 5th to me
"You're late!"
I can't believe he spoke to me like that
What is everybody's problem?!
Oh my God!
So I get my shit together and I start playing my favorite track
And then the whole dance floor stops
And everybody was staring at me
Meanwhile the club owner approaches me and says
"Excuse me, can you please stop playing that junk
'Cause nobody likes that kinda music in here"
I was like "What do you want me to do?"
"I didn't have anything else to play"
So he goes to the backroom
And brings me a whole box of commercial shit for me to play
And goes "Here you go, sweetheart. You can play these"
God, that was truly the shittiest freakin' club that I had ever played at
Oh my God! [2x]
