Have you ever been in love
And was it a good one?
I can't speak for myself I suppose
Cause the love that I know
Could never trust as far as I could throw
Love was never in the limelight
Love couldn't last through the night
Cause the Love that I knew
Was always asking more
Than I could do
And If I ever live it down
I might be surprised when I'm alone
I wish you just knew your Uno
Love was never even an issue
Dry your eyes with my towels and time
Cause the love that I know
Was willing to stretch as far
As it goes
Love is jealous and wicked
Sad songs have never depicted
The Love that I knew
Was always biting more than it could chew
And if I ever checked around
I might be surprised at what I find
I wish I just knew your Uno
And I could spend days wondering how
You are and what you're doing now
I last heard you were a librarian
I bet the books are melting away
(Melting away)
Have you ever been in love
And was it a good one?
I can't speak for myself today
Cause the love that I know
Is only good for one roll in the hay
Love was never in the limelight
Love couldn't last through the night
Cause the that I've known
Is always casting out the first stone
And if I ever live it down
I might be surprised
I wish you just knew it
I wish you just knew it
I wish you just knew your Uno
