*KESHA*
Wake up in the morning
Looking greener than Shrek
(Where's that donkey?)
Sleeping in a tub
Can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop
And vomit up tequilla and glitter
Im spending every morning
With my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time
*DAD*
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!
*KESHA*
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
*MOM*
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
*DR. DREW*
This patternneeds to end
*KESHA*
I think I have to puke again
So, I decide to stay
But my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line
Talkin bout their feelings
*BROTHER*
It makes me sad when I see
Brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my
Gold bike and never gave it back
*DAD*
Stop showing off your butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut, beer gut!
*DR. DREW*
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan
*KESHA*
This is whack I feel trapped
*DR. DREW*
We just want the old Kesha back
*KESHA*
Screw you, Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
*MOM*
Hey you, dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
*KESHA*
Okay
Its time you know, this is just a video
I dont drink or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act and in fact
Its even in my contract
Oh, god.
