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Eleven Kinds Of Loneliness,
Men and Women â Rodney Carrington
You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world. If I had a twat in my bridges Iâd be in a hotel room right now with eight guys, âcause Iâm a big old hoar. You have to much power. You can âŚ.in the front yard and tell your man: âNow you go out there and eat that, when you come back, you can have some!â You know what heâd do? Whah whah! He âd come running back into the house with a chocolate ring around his lips. âI did it!!â. You stupid son of a bitch, I was kiddinâ. Well, I still get the pussy donât I? Well no, you got shit in your mouth!
Thank god for hands. Iâm 34 years old, I jack off more now than I did when I discovered it. When I discovered it, I loved it: Man, this feels great. What the fuck was that? I canât see! I canât see!
How many women masturbate? Look, 10 of you! Horseshit! Is that a 14 biljon dollar a year dildo business I think it is. Then 10 women out here keeping it going. Horseshit!
Women do it. I just do it in private. Found her hanging against the washingmachine while folding clothes. Whooooooooo shit! â What are you doing?â Iâm folding clothes!!!! Shit, and I watched. And then men get all the shit, âcause weâre the horny ones, you know? âYouâre always horny. Thatâs all you ever wanna do!â I KNOW! Because one of us had to be. One of us had to be the horny ones. Thereâs men en thereâs women. One of us had to be the horny ones. So itâs men. Women donât think like we do. Theyâre emotional creatures. If they did, weâd all in a big ⌠right now. Which would be a hell of a lot of fun.
Thatâs why men created sports. Men created sports âcause they get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Because sex is all about find them a girl, gettingâ in the little spot. Find her, get thereâŚâŚ. Itâs all itâs about. And if you look at sports itâs the same way âcause men created them. Footbal! Upright through the middle! We put hair on the post is it wouldnât too offensive. Basketball: 2 hole, 5 guys fighting 5 other guys for a hole. Just like being in a nightclub! And off course tennis was invented by a women, âcause thatâs just her doing: Back and forth, back and forthâŚ.. Which goes back to the power-issue. If there is an argument at my house, my wife can take the puss, run in another room and hold it hostage. All of a sudden I am a hostage-negotiator. âHave you harmed the hostage in any way? Press the hostage against the window so I can see it. Why is the hostage smoking white sigar? We know you got demands, what are they? She wants to go shopping. Shit! And a new car. Fuck! She wants a helicopter. God damnâ we can do that I tell you . a helicopter, Helicopter, HELICOPTER ,HELICOPTER !!
Thanks a lot everybody for coming out. I hope you had a great time. I did! Thank you! Good night. Thank you very much.