[Elvis Impersonator - Spoken]"Ok settle down you all, settle down lady, he's gonna be on stagereal soon, that's right Mama put your popcorn down, he's turningto the band, yeah he's running his legs off, ladies and gentlemenMr Robbie Williams"
Just because your dyslexicDoesn't mean your not fake
We know you're not that stupid
You'll marry someone rich
Bet you won't steal his watch
When your down by near his crotch
That'll explain the itchYou were such a lying bitch
I know you hold my suitcase
Down in Kensington
And you were screwing Ewen
When I wasn't in.
Did it to me, you'll do it to himYour friends just gave me grief I will make this briefYou were such a lousy thiefYou were such a lousy thiefBut you were good in bedYou were good in bedSo good in bed
Now you tell my girlfriendThat I'll never changeYou've been up since WednesdayDon't you find that strangeYou're ex-boyfriend is derangedYou'll tell(?) them down in BrownsHaven't been for years
It's full of coke & tearsFull of coke & tearsFull of coke & tearsBut you were good in bedGood in bed
[Elvis Impersonator - Spoken]"Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you on behalf ofMr Robbie Williams and the band, you've been a fantasticaudience. Robbie's opened his heart out to you tonight andyou've really taken him on board. Remember the name and wheneverhe's in the neighbourhood, you get yourselves down there alright.It's been a great evening, thank you very much.Robbie Williams has now left the buidling....................Oh no, I'm afriad he's come back for his coke - now he's leftthe buidling - thank you very much - thank you very much."
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