Alba s touto skladbou:
The RENT,
JOANNE
The samples won't delay but the cable
MARK
There's another way, say something, anything
JOANNE
Test, one, two, three,
MARK
Anything but that
JOANNE
This is weird,
MARK
It's weird
JOANNE
Very weird
MARK
Fuckin' weird
JOANNE
I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off I'm with you
MARK
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
JOANNE
As a matter of fact
MARK
Honey, I know this act
It's called the 'Tango Maureen'
The 'Tango Maureen'
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
JOANNE
You're wrong
MARK
You're heart she is mangling
JOANNE
It's different with me
MARK
And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
JOANNE
I think I know what you mean
BOTH
The 'Tango Maureen'
MARK
Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Pookie'?
JOANNE
Never
MARK
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
JOANNE
This is spooky
JOANNE
Did you swoon when she walked through the door?
MARK
Every time, so be cautious
JOANNE
Did she moon over other boys?
MARK
More than moon
JOANNE
I'm getting nauseous
MARK
Where'd you learn to tango?
JOANNE
With the French Ambassador's daughter
In her dorm room at Miss Porter's and you?
MARK
With Nanetter Himmelfarb
The Rabbi's daughter at the
Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
It's hard to do this backwards
JOANNE
You should try it in heels
JOANNE
She cheated
MARK
She cheated
JOANNE
Maureen cheated
MARK
Fuckin' cheated
JOANNE
I'm defeated, I should give up right now
MARK
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
JOANNE
I'd fall for her still anyhow
BOTH
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
MARK
So you think, might as well
JOANNE
Dance a tango to hell
BOTH
At least I'll have tangoed at all
The 'Tango Maureen'
Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end
You can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
'Til you're glum and you bum
And turn blue
MARK
Why do we love when she's mean?
JOANNE
And she can be so obscene
JOANNE
My Maureen
BOTH
The 'Tango Maureen'
