Man, what time is it?
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Holy shit!
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I shouldn't a drank all that shit last night
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
Aw
Another day, same couch
rib cushions my feet
pop tart and milk
great 'fridge'
got nothing to eat
love left me for money
she's a ho anyway
gonna sip my 12 and get drunk all day
I sit and get high, make cocktail dry
love is a lie, and I am alive
it seems boring, number rolling
so I'll just sit here, light a cig upon the stove
and crack a beer and watch
Chico and The Man
I got my pony watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
don't got no job
Wakin' up, bogart
I'm might be dope, but I'm not fly
might as well die
or maybe I'll actually take my lazy, shitty ass and walk outside
iller than the neighbor's ignorate, judgemental wife in disgust, naw
I think I'll smoke one more cigarette, and watch the Spanish Channel and lust
maybe I'll glue my eyes closed, maybe I'll write Shakspearean prose in the nude
in search, ending up searching for strange focuses, while swallowing Quaaludes
"Hey dude!"
"What?"
I'm fuckin bored
My brain chemicals will allow no joy
I'm sick of decoys
So I lay under the covers one more beautiful sunny day and watch my stolen cable
"Why don't you enjoy life for what it is?"
I'm not able
and hey, who'd I wake up next to?
I don't remember you
"but Brooks, I'm your true love from high school...gimme a hug baby"
"hey, hey, hey, fuck you"
but anyway, back to the numbing sound of quality programming
I think I'll drink liquor, curse God and a watch Knots Landing
black out the windows 'cause the Sun's screwing up my reception, damn
and once again I'm watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my beer watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
the time fly watchin'
Chico and The Man
I got my brew watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin'
I lost my job, my car battery dead
and I'm pissin' on the seat, can't get a trade to the head
how in the hell did it get this bad?
gonna wipe my ass with the want-ads
and I'm eatin' stale Pop-tarts and bustin' farts
done turned unemployment into an art
tell the whole world to leave me alone
don't knock on my door, don't call my phone
I ain't pleasing you but motherfucker I'm grown
and I'm lazy as hell but I'm on my own
cigarettes, empty bottles and dirty socks
underwear with skidmarks and a broken clock
my cigs piled high where the roaches roam
on a two-week old plate of chicken bones
diggin' in my ass and I grab the remote
switch on the Magnava
and guess what's on?
What's that?
Chico and The Man
I got my pony, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm gettin' high, watchin'
Chico and The Man
got a Pop-tart, eatin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a life, watchin'
Chico and The Man
can't get no pussy, watchin'
Chico and The Man
what's happenin' to me, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't got no job, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need some money, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I need a woman, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm on my ass, watchin'
Chico and The Man
this life's a bore, watchin'
Chico and The Man
I'm all alone, watchin'
Chico and The Man
countin' the roaches, watchin'
Chico and The Man
need to get some jobs, watchin'
Chico and The Man
ain't doin' nothin', watchin'
Chico and The Man
and you know
Chico and The Man
blah, blah, blah
I don't give a fuck man, you know
my mom says I ain't got no responsibilites you know and all
You know maybe she was a hippie
from the 60's
and she just gave me some ill gene
you know what I mean?
blah, blah, blah
Fuck it!
