One Hound Starts Barking
Sets The Whole Pack Off
Never Try To Pinch Off
Anymore Than You Can Flush
Donât Sit And Sniver While Your Life
Is Going To The Dogs
Because You Canât Lament The Consequence
Of Ignoring Murphyâs Law
When Youâre Sitting Around On A Curbstone
And Youâre Wondering What The Fuck
Itâs Then You Realize Youâre Shit Outta Luck
Weâre Drinkinâ All The Dopes Up
And Theyâre Smoking Up The Beers
The Police Came, Kicked In The Doors
And Cuffed âEm By The Ears
You Know Youâre Damned If Ye Donât
And Twice Damned If You Do
We Say If You Think That Way
Youâll End Up In The Stew
When Youâre Sitting There On A Block
Of Stone And Youâre Wondering What The Fuck
The Jailman Shakes His Keys At You Hah
Shit Outta Luck
When Youâre Sittinâ There With Your
Head In Hand And Youâre Wondering
What The Fuck Itâs Then You Realise Youâre
Shit Outta Luck
The World Is Hell Handbasket Bound
And Coming To An End
Weâd Better Hoard Up All The Booze
And Drink It With Our Friends
When Youâre Lying There Bubbeling
Gurgeling With Your Face Down In The Muck
With Angels Hovering Whispering
Youâre Shit Outta Luck
St. Peter, God And Jesus Say Youâre
Shit Outta Luck
When Even Old Beelzebub Wonât Have YeâŚ
Shit Outta Luck
