Verse 1
Mr. Smith now there’s a man who takes his pleasures in the pouring rain
He’s a simply splendid chap he’ll live to be a hundred and a day
He’s still got his teeth
His mind is sound
His wits are there all right
He’s still eating meat
He gets around
And yes his hair’s all right
Chorus
Two minutes Mr. Smith
We’ll come to you in a little bit
Two minutes Mr. Smith
Work all night, work all day, work all night you can sleep all day
Sleep all night, sleep all day, sleep all night you can work all day
Verse 2
Mr. Smith yeah he’s the one who understands it all more everyday
Keep in touch with him you’ll find
There’s nothing that the man cannot explain
He’s still keeping fit
He’s got his health
And we’re aware of that
He’s like a bleeding rubber ball
Bouncing on his prayer mat
Chorus
Two minutes Mr. Smith
We’ll come to you in a little bit
Two minutes Mr. Smith
Work all night, work all day, work all night you can sleep all day
Sick all night, sick all day, sleep all night you can work all day
Sleep all night, work all day, work all night you can sleep all day
Work all night, sick all day, work all night you gotta work all day
Verse 3
Mr. Smith will answer all your problems
And absolve you from your sin
Mr. Smith will dust you off
The naked eye will not know where you’ve been
I hope he don’t follow me cos my immortal soul’s alright
I hope he can’t see into the past
I mean the other night
Chorus
Two minutes Mr. Smith
We’ll come to you in a little bit
Two minutes Mr. Smith
Sick all night, work all day, work all night you gotta sleep all day
Sick all night, sick all day, sick all night you gotta work all day x 4
