I can feel you in my heart
even though we drift apart
And those words you spoke to me
though I always disagree
And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice
'cuz you won't shut up
Now I'm finished, let me call you a taxi
Woah yeah. Woah-oh.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
about these feeling that you feel
(woah romance)
And you know that I love you when we're FUCKIN'
'Cuz orgasm equals love
All my friends smile and they chuckle
at pictures of your bare moose knuckle
Please don't feel like you're a slut
When I'm peeing in your butt
And I love to donkey punch you
after I poop on your sheets
And I do it 'cause you love me and I love you
(awww)
Woah yeah. Woah some more.
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
About these feelings that you feel
And I love you when you show me your sweet boobies
'Cuz orgasm equals love
I don't feel that I'm feeling your feelings
About these feelings that you feel
*Joshy quits the band*
Let's get married and have babies... just kidding!
Cuz orgasm equals love
Cuz erections equal love
Cuz ejaculation equals love
Cuz... (you don't wanna know)
