Your fallen tears have called to me, so here comes my sweet remedy.
I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily.
With.. just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist and just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash,
A high priced dress made by mice no less!
Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress!
Worries will vanish your soul will cleanse
Confide in your very own furniture friends
We'll help you start a new fashion trend!
I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great!
The kind of gal a prince would date
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall
MALE VOICE:
For happy ever after- give Fiona a call!
Swirling cash, arrive in style.. sexy men my chauffer kyle.
Vanish your blemishes, tooth decay.. celulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey! Have a Bichon Frise
Nip and tuck here and there, to land that prince with the perfect hair.
Lipstick liners, shadow blush! to get that prince with a sexy tush.
Lucky day, up boobay
For the lipstick a roll in the hay
Hear you swoon on the moon with the prince do this tune
Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs
Cheese souflee
*something unintelligible, maybe Valentine's Day?*
Have some chicken fricassee
(chorus)
