Ladies and gentlemen,
we're back!
You guys don't want me last time
But you wont forget me now
You'll find me in the ender
In the dark place underground
Flying around
Swooping down
And ending intruders in my house
You'll need a lot of luck to get here
But you'll need more to getting out
I'm from the nether man
All I do is rave
This is why I'm hot
Tause I love to blaze
COUGH COUGH
Gettin' smoky
Spittin' flames
Take a blaze ride, bro
You'll be using it for days
Slime and magma here
Just hoppin' if you can tell
I'm gonna suprise ya when you're mining
And you'll find me down in hell
OH SNAP!
If you attack
We split in halfs to no end
Magma cube
What's up, slime?
Time to bounce, my friend
Gotta make a run (run)
Gotta get away (way)
Hide inside a cave
And wait inside untile it's day
Then I have my fun (fun)
When I know I'm safe (safe)
Survival is all I know
It's the minecraft way
Gandpa allways told me it was rough out there
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding
And I can't get all these mobs out of my hair
This is what you get
For treating chickens like shit
I'll sneak into your house
And overpopulate it with a bunch of baby chicks
When you come home from a long day of work
You're gonna pull out all of your hair
I'm layin' eggs like a boss
Giving birth everywhere
BKAW!
You've heard from me before
But I've come back right on time
When I heard this funky beat
I knew I just had to drop a rhyme
As I recall I'm quite a marksman
With my arrows and my bow
So you'll want to have protection
When you recieve my many blows
You'll hear me grunting
But I'm not taking a dump
Even though I smell like someone who just took a dump
I'm the undead douchebag slamming your door with my nuts
I'm here to eat your face, your legs, your arms and even your butt!
Crawling and eating
Attacking, assaulting
Harass anything that happens to be lliving
My mission is simple
Kill everything quickly
Finishing you off
And then jumping and sprinting for miles
And now the raps are winning
And you can never stop'em
Cause nobody steps on us
MAKE WAY FOR IRION GOLEM!
Throw you in the air like a little tiny toy
Pick things up and pull them down
I'm big and I destroy
If you mess with my village
You will certainly be screwed
I can't do squat for myself
So thanks for the help, dude
Gotta make a run (run)
Gotta get away (way)
Hide inside a cave
And wait inside untile it's day
Then I have my fun (fun)
When I know I'm safe (safe)
Survival is all I know
It's the minecraft way
Gandpa allways told me it was rough out there
Now I'm climbing and mining and hiding
And I can't get all these mobs out of my hair
I just love swimming under the sea
And I never bother anybody
I just love swimming in the ocean
SCREW YOU, SQUID!
The creeper is back in this hizzy
If you don't like getting blown up
Then you should run away quickly
And if you don't have good shelter
Then you should probably get busy
I'm gonna blow up your face
As soon as you try to hit me
BLEHHH!
Um, excuse me, where are you from, sir?
You don't need to know
But you're not on the roster
We like to keep track of all the mobs that come through
You do not need to know
Well, I'm sorry but I do
Just your name will be fine
Walk away or you will die
If you're a mob, what kind?
People call me Herobrine
Oh my god... EVERYBODY RUN!!!
I'm the spirit of minecraft
No one can touch me
Even when you think you're alone
You feel like something is watching
And if you see my name
You should run while you can
I will rip through the earth
Till I find where you stand
And before I was like this you must understand
I was no different than you
I used to be
A man
THANK YOU
