I remember when you first got with me
and we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
you'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
the stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.
We were so young and in love
that I thought that I could
hand over my password never dreaming that would
bite me in the ass 1 day.
And so I clear my browser history
cause i know you'll be pissed at me
You find a site one night and make my life a fucking a misery
and I think... you're cute when you're angry
I remember when you first got with me
and we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
you'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
the stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.
You used to tell me little white lies
just to save my pride, like:
"It's not that big-a deal it probably happens to most guys"
I could tell you lied, by the look in your eyes
Now I hear that you're full-naming me
I know you must be blaming me
for leaving up the seat after the last time that I had a wee
and I think... you're blatantly mental.
I remember when you first got with me
and we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
you'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
the stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.
So now I'm sick of your apologies, you're mad like scientology
a worst case scenario of social anthropology
(if you looked that up you'd be mad, but you won't cause you're lazy)
So I'm'a need to get my CDs back & get my life back on track
my shit goes where I want it now that you're no longer in my flat
and that'll teach me, to stick my dick in crazy
I remember when you first got with me
and we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
you'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
the stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.
