Watch them run, watch them fall
Watch them try to catch a ball
Olympics... at the Special Olympics
Watch them laugh, watch them drool
Watch them fall into the pool, that's... diving
At the Special Olympics
And I know full well, that I will burn in hell
But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest fuckin' thing I've ever seen in my life
At the Special Olympics
Kid with downs wins the race
Even though he stood in placeolympics
Olympics... at the Special Olympics
'Round his neck, gold medals hung
Resting on his giant tongue
Olympics... at the Special Olympics
But I kid when I sing, these games are a beautiful thing
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, 'cause I know my kids will be born blind, crippled, semi-retarded and I'll have to spend all of my time...
At the Special Olympics