It's lovely to see you,
Fall off the stairs,
Breaking your skull in two
There's nothing you won't do
IV with air,
Pull the plug and say I do
Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
you choke me blue with the pillow tie,
this love was never alive,
[chorus:]
It was hate at first sight for us darling
The lady and the tramp rabid and snarling,
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It's a match made in hell, cupid's squalling
Your scent's fascinating
For maggots and worms,
Eating your flesh away
You say my eyes are engaging
To watch when I burn,
Going pop in the flames
Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head,
You choke me blue with the pillow tie,
This love was never alive,
