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The Wack Album,
[Intro]
Okay everyone,
Welcome to grammar class
Today we're learning about semicolons
Oh, oh, oh
Yes, Lonely Island?
We use semicolons everyday
Can you give me an example?
Oh, hell yeah
[Verse 1]
Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; Whoopie
And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie
When you see me better cross the street; Frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; Urkel
Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?; Merkel
I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard
Then make you suck a bulls' nut; ox nard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon
[Hook: Solange]
We run these streets: stop lights
All eyes on me: spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
[Verse 2]
I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
Your dick is little like Wayne; Gretsky
But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone who's rude to me; Paris vacation
My stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You're acting all Machio; Ralph
But I'll eat all you cats; Alf
[Hook 2: Solange]
We run the game: umpire
Always chase the night: young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the dark
[Verse 3]
It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addict
[Hook 3: Solange]
We got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boys vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakes
[Breakdown: Solange]
When it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolon
[Outro]
Semicolons,
We rest our case
No actually those are examples of colons
You all get F's
Wait, what?