Well hello everybody,
Welcome to MDA, thatâs Mountain Dew Anonymous, for those who have abuse problems with mountain dew. We have a new member today his name is KJ-52.
KJ why donât you introduce yourself (Hi KJ).
My Name is KJ-52 and Iâm addicted to Mountain dew.
Tell the people a little bit about what happened.
Ohh what am I gonna do,
Iâm addicted to mountain Dew,
When I drink just one to two
These people say âwhatâs wrong with you man?â
I start acting like fool,
from all the caffeine and the sugar too.
Iâm feeling like I aint got a clue.
And itâs just what Iâm gonna say to you,
(Chorus)
Uh give me that Mountain Dew,
Uh give me that Mountain Dew,
Uh give me that Mountain Dew,
I aint playin with you,
You better give me my Mountain dew!
(Repeat)
Well KJ I know that must be tough to talk about (it is, itâs hard)
But part of recovery is talking about how it starts,
Explain how this started.
Well it started while I was on tour,
I had to stay awake, I went to the store
Then I loaded up and I bought like four
And I just kept taking more and more
All of a sudden it happened to me,
Just for some reason I couldnât fall asleep.
Maybe it was the sugar and the caffeine
Not sure, but I started to scream
(Repeat Chorus)
Well KJ I know that was painful to talk about, (it was painful, Iâm sorry)
But you know you can over come this addiction.
(I can?)
You just have to admit that you have a problem.
Iâve got a problem I just canât help it,
Somebody help I think Iâm addicted,
Every day I gotta just have it,
I canât help it itâs just a habit,
Iâve got a problem, I get it
Iâm an addict Iâll admit it
And I promise Iâm gonna quit it
Hey, that Mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it?
KJ you need to put the mountain dew down, (âcouz Iâm sayinâ if you aint gonna finish it)
KJ I, you need, back away from the Mountain Dew (Iâll, Iâll take it)
KJ BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW NOW, MAN I AINT PLAYINâ WITH YOU, MAN!! (all right)
(repeat chorus)
Sorry I donât now what came over me,
Uh, sorry
You didnât have to hit me.
