(Kinky Friedman)
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlinâ Lone Star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
âThey oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one
You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed Godâs only son.â
I said, âHas it occurred to you, you nerd, that thatâs not very nice,
We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.â
âYou know, you donât look Jewish,â he said, ânear as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.â
No, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They donât turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutinâ and a-spittinâ on the floor,
âLord, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore.â
He says, âI ainât a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we donât need
And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops ân micks ân slopes ân spics ân spooks are on my list
And thereâs one little hebe from the heart of Texas â is there anyone I missed ? â
Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, âIâm gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutinâ that pack of lies.
If thereâs one thing I canât abide, itâs an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said âbout Aristitle Onassis.â
No, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donât turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
âLord, they shoâ ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore!â
All right!
No, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donât turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore.
Everybody!
They ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore,
They ainât makinâ carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singinâ as I strolled right out the door
âLord, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore!â
No, we ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore,
We donât turn the other cheek the way they done before.
Well, the whole damn place was singinâ as I strolled right out the door
âLord, they ainât makinâ Jews like Jesus anymore!â
