(Kinky Friedman & Panama Red)
I left Barber College
Searchinâ for knowledge,
Went to the university.
I must confess, Sir
This lady professor
She turned me on to anthropology.
Now Iâm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Dear Doctor Howard
Come down from your tower
And join me for lunch at the âYâ.
Although youâre thirty
I still think youâre pretty
Letâs give it that good ole college try.
âCause Iâm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
OK!
Hey Jomo Kenyatta
No, no, youâre not a
Australopithecine boogieman.
Itâs took us a jillion
But weâre all still here, been
Boogeyinâ since boogeyinâ began.
And Iâm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know Iâm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
You know that Iâm a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Iâm but a Homo Erectus
Got to connect this
Bone that I discovered yesterday.
Tyrannosaurus
Lived in the forest,
Died because its heart got in the way.
Watch out for Homo Erectus ...