Sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Santa's about to leave
Everybody's cuddling up
To their one and only
Katy gets a message from John
Silly boy left his location on
But she was clever to google and trace it
He was out in a bar getting wasted
Maybe deep down she knew it
That John would go out and blow it
She had a little cry to somewhere only we know
Next thing from out of the window
Came the stars shining up in the sky
And from above you could follow the light
She's all dressed up with nowhere to go
But here come the kings from Kingsland Road
We saw a star, never questioned why
Got in the car and we drove all night
We stopped to the shop for a bottle of wine
Nah, Katy won't be on her own this Christmas time
'Cause the kings are coming
Woah-oh, woah-oh, woah-oh-oh
Thompson step on the gas
Connor won't you stop passing gas
We've got a serious job to do
All this Christmas
Katy's gots really good knockers
We knock hard, we're carolling rockers
We sang that song by Mariah Carey
And Jay's dance moves were a little scary
Oh the stars (oh the stars)
Shining up in the sky
And from above (from above)
You could follow the light
She's all dressed up with nowhere to go
But here come the kings from Kingsland Road
We saw a star (saw a star)
Never questioned why
Got in the car (in the car)
And we drove all night
We stopped to the shop for a bottle of wine
Nah, Katy won't be on her own this Christmas time
'Cause the kings are coming (the kings are coming)
Woah-oh (oh yaahh), woah-oh (indeed)
Woah-oh-oh (yes, sir)
'Cause the kings are coming
'Cause the kings are coming
Woah-oh, woah-oh, woah-oh-oh
'Cause the kings are coming!