Watching Game of Thrones
I haven't left home
Told everyone that i had the flu
It's an obsession
I'm filled with depression
'cuz it's the end of season two
Now my
friends are tell me that I've lost
my grip on reality
They tell me it's just a nerd show
but dragons are real to me
Some day those dragons will be grown
Daenerys will be my queen
and when we reclaim the throne you
won't be allowed in our house
Don't call me at nine
on a Sunday night
I don't care who died
I'm filling my mind
with sword fights and quests,
horse lords and incest
When Ned died i cried
Watching Game of Thrones
It's like black hole
Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes
Magical kingdoms
with naked women
and none of them have silicon boobs
And if the seven kingdoms did exist
i would drink and party with that Imp
Viserys had gold poured onto his head
He's no fu*kin dragon
now he's dead
OUCH!
I'll sick my direwolf on ya'
if you get in my way
He's actually a chihuahua
but he still rip off your face
I only leave my apartment
to put the rent in my mail
That's right I still pay my bills
'cuz Lannisters repay their debts
I'm joining the Night's watch
It's my birthright
I'll stand go for White
walkers in the snow
This Wall kind of blows
No hot girls just gross
and old crusty guys
Watching Game of Thrones
I feel bad for John Snow
It seems like he's always getting screwed
Gave up on Mad men
'cuz nothing happen
except when Don’s wife sang Zou Bisou
The Lannisters all look like surfer dicks
Jamie banged his sister
She’s a bitch
No one know that king Joffrey’s their kid
except for maybe Peter Dinklage
This is his best role
This' nothin' but nerd shit
You better get a damn grip and go outside and get some fresh air
Get you fat butt un-stuck from that chair
You ain't a dragon slayer
just a loser in your underwear
Wait a second, did I just see a pair of boobs?
If you don't mind imma chill for a few with you
Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy, yo?
Oh shit that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke!
How did that hot naked blond chick survived the fire?
Isn't that mayor Carcetti from The Wire?
I apologize for bein' so shitty before
This show is The Lord of the rings but with titties galore
But i'm not sure who I'm supposed to root for
I like Robb Stark but I like the dwarf more
Call my manager and cancel my tour
I gotta read The Storm of swords
Oh Theon Greyjoy
you were a nice boy
'til you had those two kids barbecued
Winter is coming
I'm not sure what that means
but you can bet it's probably bad news
I'm not playing music anymore
From now on you can just be Maroon 4
Next time they do The Voice
I won't be there
Tell Ceelo his cat can have my chair
'cause I'm stuck in Game of Thrones
