GAGA
I recorded this song while getting a massage
I spent the past several months hiding in my Gagarage
Since I've been gone others have tried to claim the Gaga Crown
When Miley tries to be me she looks like a slutty - clown
Now lets try on some bras with claws and balls
I'm digging through my closet tryin' to find an outfit
Cus I can't decide what to wear for this video
Gaga LaCage aux folles
Montage!
What if I dressed up like a bug
JMM
That's not your best look
GAGA
Or stand naked behind Doug
DOUG
I have to go to work
GAGA
There's nothing covering my butt
JUSTIN
That's not a new thing
GAGA
Maybe I should call up Tim Gunn
TIM GUNN
What are you doing?
GAGA
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E
TIM GUNN
Is this a spelling bee?
That skirt's not making it work. Don't work!
GAGA
R-S-T-L-N-E
TIM GUNN
Quit playing Scrabble, please.
You'll get no more help from Tim Gunn. I'm done.
GAGA
Sometimes my lyrics are unintellegible
EVERYONE
What?
GAGA
Because I put emphasis on
On wrong syllable
EVERYONE
Ooooh.
GAGA
I like to read Dean Koontz and Dean Koontz likes to read to me
DEREK
You shouldn't be bragging.
JMM
He's not that good.
GAGA
I was once full of shit now, I think shit is full of me.
Check out my pixel bra bra bra bra
Hotter than menapause pause
Give me gagapplause plause plause
Hey, everybody stop and dancing and cheer for me
cus I'm your boss ba boss ba boss. Do it.
DEREK
This is song is better than Roar
COURTNEY and TENEALLE
That song is so dumb
JUSTIN
Katy Perry freaking sucks.
RYAN
She had work done.
GAGA
Here comes a spoiler alert
I am GA-GOD
Watch the church get all butthurt
And I'm Gaga-Claus
GAGA
P-E-R-E-Z- I-F- -U-R- -R-E-A-D-I-N-G
T-H-I-S- I- H-A-T-E- Y-O-U-R- A-S-S- F-A-C-E
Triple word score. I won.
