It seems like a silly choice
For a grown man to use this voice
The Postal Service did it first
I sound like them but 10 times worse
A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd
Im just singing random words
I make songs with bleeps and bloops
I sometimes write with apple loops
Electronic wuss electronic wuss
I sound like a total puss
The oceans constellations make me cry
Swimming in a lemon creek
Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks
A bearded nun flies through the sky
I wrote this song when I was high
I make love to birds and bees
And masturbate to redwood trees
A dragon’s balls will drop today.
A centaur screams hip hip hooray
Electronic wuss.
Lets all smoke some purple kush
Prepubescent girls think I’m so deep
My sitting posture is really bad
Holycrap here comes my Dad
[DAD]
Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep
I asked the strongman in the sky
Why do donuts have to die?
I had a dream the other night
That Elmo and I got in a fight
I couldn’t make my punches land
I noticed I had lobster hands
Then a snake wearing a vest
Said, did you study for the test?
What test?
I woke up and wrote this tune
Its going to get me tons of poon
Come ride with me in my sensitive balloon
[DAD]
(spoken) Turn that godd*mned casio off and go to bed!
