I keep forgetting to miss-remember to un-forget
the title of this song
Shakira:
I sing like a goat
The frog in my throat
Has lived there for years
And he makes me sing this way
I set up a bed
Down by the steps
So when I run down the stairs
I don´t crash and smash my head
I really have to pee now
But I cannnot leave because
I´m waitting for Rihanna
Where is that ho?
This is our girls night
I send her an e-vite
To have a slumber party
At my house
Oh oh ooh oh oh
I´m very frio!
I keep forgetting to put clohes on
Rock-and-roll
Quitar solo
I had to start a band with no one
The evil throat froggy
He put a curse on me
Now I must live
In this big house alone
Hey Rihanna!
Where the hell are ya?
Don’t piss me off
Or I’ll unfriend you
Rihanna:
Sorry I‘ m late
I was a harrassed at the gate
Your house is a maze
Don’t know why you need all this space
We’re smoking in bed
Bitchin‘ bout men
Our asses look great
But we can’t find a decent mate
It really makes me feel bad
Got issues with my dad
And it makes me date such assholes
Shakira:
Oh not again
Let’s play a board game
Like Scattergorries
And I will make us nachos
Where´d she go?
Hey Rihanna!
I think I lost ya
Rihanna:
I took a wrong turn on the bathroom
Shakira:
Make a left
Rihanna:
Hey Shakira
I cannot hear ya
Shakira:
Just stay put my butt will find your butt
Communicare with me
With ass telepathy
Now we dry humping the dry wall
Rihanna:
Why can´t I rebound
From stupid Chris Brown
Shakira:
You keep forgetting he´s an ass clown
Rihanna:
I´d kill and I´d steal
And I cheat on my taxes
And french kiss a frog for that boy
Shakira:
Really?
Rihanna:
I´d eat a fart sandwich and lie down in traffic
Shakira:
He battered you like a nerf toy
I have a solution of man subtitution
Have you met my friend, the bullfrog?
Just reach down and kiss him
He´ll become a prince
He won´t treat you like a lap dog
Rihanna:
Ohh noo!
Shakira:
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now the evil frog has cursed you
Rihanna:
What is that noise?
Shakira:
That is your new voice
And I sound the way I used to sound
Rihanna:
How do I stop this hell?
This vocal prison cell
Shakira:
You have to pass the curse to someone else
Well this is goodbye
My hips don´t lie
Rihanna:
You kind of sound like Julie Andrews
Shakira:
Thank you!
