It doesn't matter if you make due or make doo doo
(excuse me, sorry, excuse me)
Just turn the music cus I've got words to say...Gravy
My momma told me "when you write a song
don't have to be original"
Just mash up part of other melodies like
Express Yoursef and Waterfall (hey hey hey)
If someone notices and tries to sue
You can claim that it's just an homage
Then make a video with whips and chains
I'ts kooky scifi gay pride collage
I'm running out of ideas.
My dress is made od tortillas
I'm on my last leg baby. I got nothing to say
I'm on a hamster wheel.
So I'll beg borrow and steal
Now I'm grasping at straws.
What If I bang Santa Clause?
When you don't know what to say
Just display more T&A
Check out my butt while I walk away
Everyone is super gay. Gay gay gay everyday.
Hey wait, did I mention thet I'm down with gays
Don't be a rainbow be a flag.
Don't drink the tea just lick the bag
Don't be a shovel be a hoe
Goddamn my voice is really low
I just don't know what to do anymore.
What If I roll around with goo on the floor?
(Ungh)
This feels digusting and it's really cold
Sometimes it's hars to be attention whore
(Look - no pents)
I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin
It's hard to tell If he's still mad at me
because when he frowns it looks like a grin
Don't go fot second best baby...
Wait that's the song I ripped of maybe I am second best
Copy Madonna so much
I think I'm losing my touch
I think I'll put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest
The only thing left to do
Is to just start boring you
I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes
