Well I'm sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that we had.
Well we met with some gal in a tavern
And oh, what a beautiful dream
Well we had three or four, then had several more
And that's when I went off my beam.
Sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that we had.
The jukebox so loudly was playin'
Each couple havin' a ball
But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals
I'll bet me and Merle the sickest of all.
Sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that we had.
Outside I was hailin' a taxi
We got one this time without fail
It sported a star, we didn't go far
Was only three blocks to the jail.
Sick, sober and sorry
Broke, disgusted and sad
Sick, sober and sorry
But look at the fun that we had.
