Karaoke texty písní1 |2 |3 |4 |5 |6 |7 |8 |9 |a |b |c |d |e |f |g |h |i |j |k |l |m |n |o |p |q |r |s |t |u |v |w |x |y |z
Více než 1900 karaoke skladeb ve 29 formátech. 1,1 TB pro Váš ON-LINE download. Platba na dobírku, převodem nebo kartou.
 

Karaoke text písně Jon Lajoie - Fk Everything

>> KARAOKE TEXTY >> KARAOKE TEXTY j >> Jon Lajoie >>
Alba s touto skladbou: I Kill People,

Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuck.
Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible.

What?!

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything
People care about shit, I say fuck everything
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees, fuck the sun
I don't need heat or vitamin D

And fuck toasters. I don't need to cook my bread
And fuck coasters. I use a little plate instead
And fuck roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo
We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you

Don't give a fuck about chairs. I prefer to stand
And fuck air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan
And fuck the the movie the fan, staring westly snipes
Demolition man's the only snipes moving your light
And fuck liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
Don't give a fuck about not liking all the shit I don't like
Like tissues. Fuck them! I blow my nose on the couch
And fuck my nostrils and my senses now I breathe through my mouth
Don't give a fuck about seeing bitch, fuck my eyes
Fuck physical perception yo, I rather be blind
Fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
And I was awake too long, it should be half an hour at most
And fuck coasts, who gives a fuck about where water meets land
And fuck boats, just because you float you think you're so fucking bad
And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
My dog has a tumour and he's probably gonna die, boy

(I don't a give a fuck...)
About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything, what
(I don't give a fuck...)
I literally don't give a fuck about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
The girl says "small, medium, large?
I say bitch I don't give a fuck
She said I can't process your order if you don't pick a size
I say fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck alright
Don't give a fuck about beverage size options motherfucker
And I don't give a fuck about liquidsizer
They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
Like human semen when I get it all over my face
I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex
And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead.
Fuck biological functions, fuck the human body
I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote
I call myself batyodie and I fight crime at night
I know its similar to batman but motherfuck copyright
I plagarise all the time, I do it everyday
Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way

And fuck perth, and anywhere in the world where jason tom is a bitch
Searching for purpose in a random universe sucks dick
Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
Did I choose if I give a fuck about ice cube trays
If I wanted ice I'll go to the fucking corner store and buy a bag
Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuckin drag
You know what? Fuck the word fuck, I don't need to use it
I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

(I don't a give a chainsaw...)
About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
(I don't give a chainsaw...)
I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most
I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about women yo
I don't even give a fuck about not giving a fuck,
so I do give a fuck... wait, what

(I give a fuck...)
About everything, I love everyone and care about everything
(I give a fuck...)
I literally care about every motherfuckin thing

Karaoke skladby z naší produkce:

Sestavte si vlastní Karaoke DVD, CD-G a CDA dle Vašeho výběru

Lajla audio, video ... od 65 CZK

Bedna od whisky audio, FullHD video ... od 75 CZK

Hustopečská dolinečka audio, FullHD video ... od 75 CZK

Malo Pomalo audio, video ... od 65 CZK

0,00 CZK
(0,00 EUR)
Zajdi na www.karaoke-zabava.cz sestavit si své vlastní karaoke DVD !!!

Kanály RSS  Seznam karaoke RSS kanálů

Stejně jako já audio, FullHD video ... od 75 CZK

Další den audio, video ... od 65 CZK

Už jsou tu Vánoce audio, FullHD video ... od 65 CZK

Stroj sa (EV) audio, FullHD video ... od 73 CZK

Colorado audio, FullHD video ... od 75 CZK

TOPlist TOPlist
Přihlášení / registrace:
Přihlásit se přes Facebook
Login:
Heslo:
 
- nová registrace
- zapomenuté heslo

Platební brána za karaoke
Chcete dostávat novinky na Váš e-mail? Zadejte email:
Vytištěno ze serveru www.musicer.net