There once was a boy named Harry
destined to be a star.
His parents were killed by Voldemort
who gave him a lightning scar.
Yo, Harry, you're a wizard.
Harry goes to Hogwarts
meets Ron and Hermione.
McGonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy,
Quirrell becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's stone's destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in a mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber.
Harry blows up aunt Marge,
the dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel
so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather,
I don't really get it either.
Harry gets put into
Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed.
He's back!
Harry, Harry, it's getting scary,
Voldemort's back, now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him!
He is forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can beeeeeee oooh
Split your soul.
Seven parts of a whole.
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end!
There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad,
he may take his final breath.
