Well weâre sluts
You and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite our last sincere intent
We rise at two and go out unkempt
Retire at si for alittle more
Hey thereâs no one keeping score
Except the dog whoâs kinda bored
And weâre sluts
The two of us
Why walk we can get the bus
Why get the bus when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit
Donât cook now itâs much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Letâs go where we donât have to wait
And no ifs no ands no buts
âCause weâre sluts
Weâre sluts and weâre proud of it
Doing whatâs appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house but separate wings
Sluts
Weâre sluts
Itâs what we do
Promiscuity for two
Weâre not here wait for the tone
Oh yes we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I donât wanna float away
No ifs no ands no buts
âCause weâre sluts
Weâre sluts
Weâre proud of it
Curled up like invertebrates
One day we will live like queens
Always just beyond our means
And weâre sluts
Sluts
Sluts
Sluts
Weâre sluts
Itâs our claim to fame
Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belon
I wonder where my cell phoneâs gone
Letâs be realistic sweet
Soon weâll have to make ends me
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs no ands no buts
âCause weâre sluts
Sluts
Weâre sluts and weâre proud of it
Doing whatâs appropriate
One day we will live like kings
In one big house separate wings
Weâre sluts
We donât care
You look good in my underwear
I love you you so & so
We just met three days ago
And weâre sluts
Sluts
âCause weâre sluts
Sluts