One meter tall
You can't get enough of me
I'm cute and small
So your girlfriend wants me on a leash
But I ...
I'm basically a war machine
I'm on a spree
A killing spree
Lulu,Tristana,Poppy
Only three females,really?
But don't ...
Mistake us for a creep
I'm not a creep
You can't smite me
So you wanna fight against us?
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us!
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle
Are you ready for,ready for
My blinding dart,satchel charge
Explosive shot,bandage toss
We'll succeed
We're smarter than your average race
You will feed
I'll turn you into a cupcake
We'll take the lead
I'm putting mushrooms in your base
Inside your base
I'm picking Teemo,Amumu,Corki
Yeah,I'm playing the yordles daily
So Riot,please
Could you do a favor for me?
I'm on my knees
Make more yordles please!
So you wanna fight against us?
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us!
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle
Are you ready for,ready for
My gatling gun,shuriken
Lighting grenade,spitting flame
I'll overheat
This won't be pretty
Repinn' my hometown of bandle city
Dark matter will hit you when I stun
You're the gold at the end of
the rainbow when I'm done
Better take cover
Looking so sad
You stand in my despair
When I'm low on health
Getting ult'd by a yordle with purple hair
Yeah,I just scout ahead
Standing in your lane hidden from vision
All these yordles so sick
I need a doctor and prescription
So you wanna fight against us?
Then you should fear our small force
Never underestimate us!
You know you shouldn't mess with a yordle
Are you ready for,ready for
My gatling gun,shuriken
Lighting grenade,spitting flame
