I know what you're thinking
What's Barney drinking
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a Suit
Picture a world where all
the boys and girls are
impleccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the
jacket and tie
That puppy in a double breast
That 80's dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop whose kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare a
Girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a
squeez
Oh really? Then answer
these question if you
please
........
What would you do
if you had to choose between
your suits and a pot of Gold?
Suits
What would you say
if you gave your suits away and
return you never grow old?
Suits
What would you pick one
million chicks or a single
three piece suit?
It's moot
What if world peace were
with your reach a -?
Alalala I'm gonna stop you right there
it's suits.Come on,Lily,get your head
out of your ass
TWO,THREE,FOUR
Girls will go and girls will come
but there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
that there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits.Let's make amends.
My sunday best are my best friends.
Send casual friday
down the laundry chute
'coz nothing suits the undisputed
oft-saluted suitor of repute
like a ... Wait for it...
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIT!!!!
