i'm george the fourth - the regent king
which means i was just standing in
acting king because my dad
george the third had gone barking mad
Banana!
great palaces i did design
buckingham was one of mine
art and fashion i so rated
and wives?
that's more complicated...
actresses and duchesses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldnt stand my wife
he couldn't stand his wife
go away!
i only married queen caroline
when my debts began to climb
cos if i agreed to tie the knot
i said i'd pay off the lot
but the wedding caused all sorts of strife
because i already had a wife
a divorced catholic
dad did sigh
but the mad old goat just wouldn't die
still here
oops spoke to soon
at last i can go solo
as true king my reign began!
though no i was older than your nan
and as the ruler of our nation
i banned my wife from my coronation
and knowing now that i did hate her
she promptly died 3 weeks later
but all those pies i got through
meant ten years later i died too
hello have we met?
i'm a kangaroo
actresses duchesses
the great loves of my life
i loved more girls than i ate pies
but i couldnt stand my wife
i had just ten years on the throne
do you remember that?
no all that you remember is that
i was really fat...
