We eat Smarties you eat M&M's
You think all our money looks pretend
Ya, we got Bryan Adams but, hey you got Bruce Springsteen
We can drink in bars when we're just nineteen
You got Brad Pitt we got Keanu reeves
We got the best lake fishing you best believe
You make fun of us cause we spell colour with a "U"
You think you’re all that mister red white and blue
We say zed you say zee
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there but men up here
We got stronger beer
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there but men up here
We got stronger beer
You got dunkin’ donuts we got Timmy’s
We got more land to grow you got more cities
You sure love the NFL MLB and NBA but in the great white north hockey is the only game
We say eh you say y'all
ya we both get pro football, but we got bigger balls and longer fields (and one less down)
We say zed you say zee
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there but men up here
We got stronger beer
So heres to you my southern neighbor
All kiddin' aside
It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. Sucker!
We say eh you say y'all
ya we both get pro football, but we got bigger balls and longer fields (and one less down)
Sure we watch all your TV
You got stronger army down there but men up here
We got stronger beer
Yeah we got got stronger beer!
