The elderly association from Klazienaratjetoe(*1)
They got a note, they were invited to come on TV
With a full bus to the âVakantiemanâ(*2)
They made it a nice and cosy day
Everyone with new cloths and everyone happy
After they drove for 3 hours, they arrived
They needed to sit quickly, close to each other
The director called: âAll shut up
Donât squint in the camera and applause is obliged
When I wave with my papers the hands hit eachotherâŚ
The elderly association got flags and they needed to wave them
But Aunt Mien had asthma and begun coughing
And during the commercials Aunt Mien was taken out of the audience
âFuck off, bitch, you failed in your behaviorâ
The elderly association needed to song too, some kind of national anthem
But Uncle Jan without dentures, he couldnât do that
The director didnât knew no pardon, and Uncle Jan was shown the door
This is TV man, no stupid day out
Applause cattle, do you want to clap?
Hands hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee(*3)
Applause cattle, grieve on TV
Hands hit each other, 1, 2 hupsakee
I can cry about it, I get sick of it
Take those scandal programs with that curding audience
Jan fucked his mother, and Kees the dog
I donât give a fuck, so shut up
Even worse is Hansje with his âRad van Fortuinâ(*4)
And Iâm not even talking about those pizzaâs of âvan Duinâ(*5)
Laugh and clap, 1, 2, on commando
Your dog is better in it, âapportâ the boss Fernando!(*6)
The elderly association from Klazinaratjetoe
Was that day more dead than tired
Uncle Jan and Aunt Mien had enough
They will never go to the âvakantiemanâ againâŚ
(*1 Klazinaratjetoe is just a fictional town)
(*2 âDe Vakantiemanâ is an old Dutch program. Translated: âThe Holiday guyâ)
(*3 Hupsakee isnât really a Dutch word. Itâs pretty hard to explain. You can say it to children when you help them up a bike or a horse. A bastardized word which means something like âthere you goâ )
(*4 âRad van Fortuinâ is an old Dutch game show. Translated: âThe Wheel of Fortuneâ)
(*5 âAndré van Duinâ is a famous Dutch comedian. One of his characters is the pizza man)
(*6 âApportâ is what you say to your dog when you throw a stick)
