Dear Hermione, you don't know me
And you never will
'Cause I'm just a muggle stuck in this world
Wishing I were with you...
Dear Hermione, I'm so sorry if I'm scaring you
I just can't read or watch you anymore
I need to meet you to say
I'd take a curse for you
I'd fight dementors too
I'd apparate to you... If I were a wizard.
Wear a Horcrux for you
Make a love potion too
I'd fly a broom to you, even past a dragon,
If that led to you.
Now a lot of guys must ask you out,
'Fore you say yes, hear me out:
Don't choose Harry, he's always angry
Don't choose Ron, he's worse than Harry
Don't choose Draco, he's not able to love you the way I can
'Cause
I'd take a curse for you
I'd fight dementors too
I'd apparate to you... If I were a wizard.
Wear a Horcrux for you
Make a love potion too
I'd fly a broom to you, even past a dragon,
If that led to you.
Dear Hemione, I know you're lonely
Yes, I can tell
And I'm not magic, but I can heal that
Without a single spell.