I wanna make you sweat, the way a pig sweats on a hot day
Cos i'm feelin' real sexy baby, real sexy, uuh, yeah, thats right
I'm gonna put me a sexy video on, i'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby
Cos i'm gonna get tight with you, yeah, one time...
I wanna take you to macdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
I see you walking on your way home from work
Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk
I'm for real, it ain't no quirk
My love is waiting the way a rapist would lurk
In a bush or a carpark in town
I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pound
From argos, elizabeth duke
Baby you're the sky-walker to my luke
The darth to the vader
Flip over the cross fader
I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders
Or walkers or smiths or maybe even quavers
Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers
With glo-sticks and funny hats on
I loves you more than I loves my bong
[Chorus]
(Fantasy) You know I loves you baby, you know...
Aw, you fuckin' knows I loves you right, but the thing is it's like this
see I can feel it inside, I can't explain how it feels, my sexual love's for real
Girl you knows it's true, like milli vanilli
I'll buy you 10 fags on a day-trip to Caerphilly
I'm after your heart, or don't you see
And your three kids doesn't bother me
You knows....
I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck, I can't, in macdonalds it's a bonded seat
Don't matter cos i'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too
Later on I come and help you sign on
I stare into your eyes, the housing benefit's gone wrong
Don't worry baby, it won't take too long
I'm just sittin', i'm just waitin', i'm just writing this song
You know the time passes and i'm loving every second
Buying chips for you is as lovely as I reckon
You're Victoria spice, i'm David Beckham
If you were Del Boy, i'd be the streets of peckham
Why don't you come to me, why can't you see
My love for you is like Mark Bolan to a tree
[Chorus]
(Dance with me) You know I loves you baby,
I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far
You've been running through my mind like a shining star
We've got plenty of time to make sweet love
Cos tonight's the night we take off the glove
You know what I mean, you're taking the pill
Don't worry, i'll sort out the bill
It's 45, the DHSS
Family allowance, we'll sort out the mess
What's it gonna take to get your attention
A tracksuit, a gold chain, a seven inch erection
Sayin' amour, I can feel my tear
You can smoke a fags and drinks my beer
I never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I got a tattoo on my bollocks
I was gonna have your name
But I only got initials cos I couldn't stand the pain
[Chorus]
(My physical love) You know I loves you baby
You're the nicest lookin' woman I saw in my sex mag
Especially with your make-up when you're wearin' your glad rags
I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know
I wanna buy you chips down the mecca bingo
We'll sit together, get four in a row
And win a china dog and with it to a family show
This is romance, how it should be done
When it's you and me together it can only spell fun
We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market
I'll piss on the car as you smile and park it
I gotta tell you about something, I think
Without you in my chain i'm the weakest link
So get down baby and feel my love
I'll get you drunk with this booze, into a bush I shove
I'll 'ave a grope, and get the last bus
A romantic date, just the two of us
(Yeah, one time) You know I loves you baby
You know I loves you baby (electrical love)
I'm feeling kinda, kinda sexy baby, what say you put on that exercise video nd i'll watch you...sweat
Oh yeah, that damn video with felicity kendall, damn, you the shit baby, you makin' me feel kinda...itchy
Mmm, one time, i'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on, oh yeah, yeah
take 'em off baby, just...fuck the music, take 'em off pic
